Self-Declared Private Eye Allen Ginsberg Is A Pleasure-Loving Slacker With 'Nothing Resembling Drive Or Ambition.' But That'S About To Change. There'S A Stranger In Town, A Clownish And Vaguely Sinister Indian Named Gyani, With A Tantalizing Pi Gig On Offer. The Gig Is Just What The Doctor Ordered, Except It Isn'T. Ginsberg Soon Finds Himself Trapped In A Vortex Of Bizarre Rituals And Life-Threatening Ordeals That Defy Explanation. When All Is Finally Revealed, Ginsberg Must Accept His New Identity And Prevent A Planetary Holocaust With The Help Of His Cat Little Boy, A Carrier Pigeon Named Kierkegaard And A 'Wrasslin' Alligator Named Deklus Potreem.